gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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