Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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