im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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