i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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