Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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