im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
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We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize