I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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