I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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