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• (206): View more from Washington

  remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?

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  neither do i

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  ur plase or mine? lol

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  well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night

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• (408): View more from California

  if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.

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  YOU DID WHAT???

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.

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