After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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