no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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