Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house