TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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