if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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