Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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