Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Randomize
