There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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