I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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