I wannas sexs uuuuu
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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