The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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