Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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