I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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