so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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