You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
