If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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