So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
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Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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