U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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