guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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