god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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