At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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