So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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