office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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