So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
