physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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