Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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