she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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