i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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