but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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