We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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