So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I woke up under a house in Key West
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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