I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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