You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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