Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(515): View more from Iowa

So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...

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(514): View more from Quebec

I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.

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(330): View more from Ohio

theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter

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(806): View more from Texas

I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.

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(517): View more from Michigan

someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.

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(347): View more from New York

Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.

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(305): View more from Florida

I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape

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(585): View more from New York

Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?

(716): View more from New York

I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.

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