I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING