..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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