you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
