that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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