I never want to see another naked old woman again.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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