You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
