i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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