I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I wear drunk well.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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