The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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