haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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