My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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