What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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