Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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