Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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