i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
So squirting runs in the family.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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