Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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