the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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