this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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